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Made By Me For David The Biggest Ducks Fan I Know March 01 A little Canadian Humor
A little Canadian humor: A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, and a Newfie were walking down the road together and they bumped into a lantern with a genie inside. Out pops the genie and he says, "I will grant you one wish each. Who wants to go first?" The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first." So the genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?" The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway across New Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!" The genie said, "Poof! There you go. A highway as smooth as a baby's arse!" The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well I am going next! Genie, I want a 20-foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen out!" Genie, "Poof! There's your 20-foot wall. Now Newfie, it is your turn. What do you want?" The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put around Quebec waterproof?" Genie, "Yep!" Newfie, "Filler up!" To All Leafs FansLittle David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" “No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids. |
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